The future of your health and the strength of my muscularity depends on many things. Particularly, the devotion within your overweight spirit, the strength of both my left and right biceps, and the focus in the way that I stare at you. How do these things tie in to create the glory that is "Body By Dae"? Join me on a journey and I will enlighten your kim-chee.
Being overweight is not bad, but the excess weight of ones fat could really weigh heavily on a person over time. This is why I bring spirit into the equation. The spirit transcends time and so excess weight can be enjoyed to the fullest if it is done with good spirit. One note of caution, aspartame and other artificial sweenters are terrible for the aura of men and moose. If you consume artificial sweeteners, or you know a moose who does, be advised a change in your diet is recommended and what I recommend should be taken with absolute acceptance. Do not question my speakings.
Moving on to more important topics and in the name of Dae, let's talk about my biceps. The first thing I must note, as you are likely be confussed is that my biceps are not everything. My whole body makes up everything. My biceps are merely a symbol of my whole body. People often ask me - "Dae, how do you maintain such perfect biceps?" Ha ha! That questions is very funny to me because my biceps are not perfect. I am always working on making them bigger and more muscular so they can be even bigger and more tremendous than what you see when you look at me in certain rooms with special lighting. I'm talking about where the light comes down from above and makes a nice cut look when flexing, but pretending not to be doing anything but thinking. I like to think about things. It's how I come up with answers and it leads me into my next point.
Stop reading and look at me. Stop. Stop. Stop. You must find a picture or buy me lunch, but somehow you must find a way to look at me. I will directly move through your body top (head) with my strong stare. You will wonder what I am thinking. Don't be afraid during this time. I myself have been so deep in thought that I myself wondered what I was thinking. I asked myself, but during this time I do not speak. This time is for focusing and looking. When you see my eyes, you'll notice my eyebrows move and shift. This is a result of the power of my look. If I sneaze during my focused look, please provide me a tissue or your sleeve.
What you will find most amazing about my training is how it circles around to complete the cycle of fitness. As I am concluding my "stare" you'll be amazed to discover that I am actually staring into your soul and fulfilling the cycle of the weight. As you know, when you're overweight, you're rounder. Most weights in the gym are also round. This is quite intentional. Weights used to be square or triangle shaped, but I could not allow this. I made them circle to emphasize the relation between You, the Weight, and of course, the circular cylcle of my training.
They don't call me "Dae" for nothing. They call me that because it's my name. My name stands for 'Desire, Ambition & Equal right for men and moose. I am bigger than you. I will always be bigger than you, but that doesn't mean I can't help you get bigger than you. For a free consultation or an appointment, ask around - people know me, they'll direct you to where ever I am.
Remember, bigger is better. ~ Kim Chee.
